Friday, September 3, 2010

That's how I roll

Gwyn: Mommy I want to wear this shirt

Me : ok put it on

after she puts it on I noticed something

Me :Gwyn you put it on backwards...

Gwyn: I want it backwards

Me: uh why?

Gwyn: Its just something I do.

Daddy's encore

Last night Mike was playing the piano. After a song Gwyn tells him "you need to play another song"

Mike" why would I do that?"

Gwyn "because you are AMAZING! and you get a kiss"

heartstrings pulled.

give him some time

Chandler built a star wars spacefighter out of legos and after he came home from school of course he ran straight to it. He noticed immediately that his R2D2 was missing so of course the only explanation in the world is that Gwyn took it and lost it.

Chandler "where is r2d2? Gwyn did you lose him?!"

Gwyn " no chandler"

Chandler "I told you not to touch my toys because you would lose them! If you lost him than I am going to be mad! "

Gwyn "don't be mad Chandler! I didn't lose him. I didn't touch him! Don't be mad at me"

Chandler "don't worry Gwyn. I won't be mad at you all day.. I just need a couple of minutes to be angry."



not to worry.. about a minute after this conversation R2D2 was found =)


Wednesday, August 25, 2010

I feel so special


Gwyn came to me and gave me a big hug and says "you're my mommy"

I replied "yes I am"

She follows with this little tidbit.. "but girls don't really need mommies. They NEED daddies but not mommies. They WANT mommies to give hug and kisses too but they AB SOL UTELY do not need them.."

green beans beware


very comical dinner tonight.

Chandler stabbing one of his green beans looks at it and says "alright green bean.. I am going to eat you. Try not to be so gross this time"

I followed with "eat your green bean Chandler"

Than he screamed " I WILL EAT IT AND IT WILL DIE!!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHA!"

thata girl


Chandler: "I am a great artist!"

Gwyn: "Yes you are Chandler. And so am I!"

Chandler: "but all you do is scribblescrabble Gwyn"

Gwyn: "yes I do and I am great at it!"

Consider yourself warned!


Chandler: "Gwyn did you just hit me." Gwyn: "Not Yet Chandler."